Poker Night 2 Review


Poker?  I Hardly Know Her!

Much like its predecessor, Poker Night at the Inventory 2 suits a very specific audience.  The two main draws of the game – the delightfully colorful motley crew of personalities that you play with, and the actual game of poker itself – cater to a very niche, fan-focused experienced.  Even though Telltale Games is awkwardly stuck somewhere between a legitimate poker experience and a chaotic romp with hilarious characters, they still manage to come out on top with a refreshing title.


As one could reasonably expect, the entirety of the gameplay in Poker Night 2 hinges on playing cards.  You are given two different types of poker to play around with; the classic, two-card Texas Hold’em, and the four-card variant named Omaha.  After choosing which you’ll venture into, the tournament quickly gets underway, and you are given $20,000 to lie, cheat, and steal your way to a victory.

Once you finally reach the table, though, you’ll meet the heart and soul of Poker Night 2; the ridiculous cast.  The hostile but lovable Brock Samson (from adultswim’s Venture Bros.), mentally and electrically unstable Claptrap (Borderlands), Evil Dead badass Ash, and the goofy Sam & Max (from a series of the same name) all join you at the table for a high-stakes game.  Stealing the show, though, is Portal’s GLaDOS, who makes a special guest appearance as your tournament dealer.  From there, each of the characters will criticize your every move and entertain themselves with ambient conversations and arguments, and this is where Poker Night 2 separates itself from other virtual poker simulators.

The cast of Poker Night 2 make the experience worthwhile


What’s great about Poker Night is that, even if you are unfamiliar with the roster of characters listed above, you will hardly miss a step.  Each opponent’s distinct personality bleeds through with every line of dialogue they drop, and you’ll eventually grow to adore these characters in their own unique way.  Even though Poker Night 2 is about playing cards, the cast is crucial to the overall enjoyment of the game.

When I say ‘crucial,’ I mean it in every sense of the word.  The actual ‘poker’ portion of Poker Night 2 is a little… well, lackluster, to put it lightly.  This mainly hinges on the extremely erratic opponent AI; it’s common to see players go all in on three straight hands, or try to steal $1500 blinds with an outrageous bet.  Of course, this makes an easy pick-up-and-play title for poker rookies (much like myself), but pros should have no problem winning at least every other tournament they enter into.  At the end of the day, though, it’s still a game of chance; it’s hard to completely destroy the base mechanics of a card game, and there’s still plenty here to keep both veterans and newbies entertained.

Graphics & Sound

With the cell-shaded Claptrap, cartoony Sam & Max, and animated Brock Samson, it seems like the characters could never fit together on the same screen.  However, Telltale Games still managed to find a way to keep each unique art style, and it makes every player pop.  There are brief cameos like Moxxxi (Borderlands) and Doug (Walking Dead) that are sure to let your video game geek out, too.

Characters like Brock Samson keep their own unique artistic style, making everyone stand out beautifully


The banter between the characters is charming, and the voice acting is top notch.  Even though the legendary Bruce Campbell wasn’t enlisted to voice Ash, I was hardly left thinking that he didn’t belong with the rest of the zany cast.

The biggest knock on Poker Night 2’s presentation is the frequency with which you’ll hear lines repeated.  Each character has a set of one-liners to correspond with betting, folding, and such, and you’ll hear these repeated quite a few times in the first few hours of gameplay.  These are easy to ignore, but larger sections of dialogue that play out across an entire hand are a little more irritating.  While you might fall in love with the clever back-and-forths, they definitely start to wear on you after they’ve played out two or three times.


The graphics are definitely unique, but that doesn’t mean they are free of problems.  Each character has specific “tells” that attempt to create a realistic poker atmosphere and are meant to help govern the player’s betting decisions.  Due to frequent stutters in the graphics, though, it’s often hard to pick out intentional jerks or movements.  It feels like mechanic that was left in the Telltale wasn’t sure how to incorporate.

There is also a lack of multiplayer, which is disappointing.  Even though an online or local mode would’ve likely eliminated the delightful character banter, it still would’ve been a nice addition to tack on a few extra hours of gameplay.

Notable Extras

Many of the players looking to pick up Poker Night 2 will be concerned about the cross-game unlocks.  This works on a pretty simple system; you are given three tasks known as ‘bounties’ (which include things like “win a showdown with a straight”) and, when these are completed, one of the characters will put up a special item.  Win these tournaments, and you’ll unlock a bevy of prizes.  Note; Every system will receive Borderlands 2 skins as bounty prizes.  PlayStation users will also have access to exclusive themes, Xbox users can earn avatar items, and PC players will gain Team Fortress 2 accessories.

There are also a slew of decks, chips, and felts to unlock with in-game tokens, and equipping certain combinations will change the entire theme of The Inventory.  With all of the unlockables, there’s plenty of reason to come back; it just depends if you’ll put up with the eventual repetitive conversations and braindead AI.

Equipping certain sets of the numerous unlockables change the entire theme of The Inventory. This game of poker really made me want to play Borderlands again.


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On one hand, Poker Night 2 is a below-average poker simulator.  Inexplicably random AI moves will cause anyone looking for a test of skill to quickly throw in their cards and shove this game aside.  On the other hand, though, Poker Night 2 is the best damn poker sim you’re going to find; it captures the essence of sitting around a table with some buddies in a low stakes card game, where you’re free to goof off and enjoy yourself.

Score: 7.5/10